Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?