Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So I just went to clothing optional bar