while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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