It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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