Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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