I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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