having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Dear god my vagina.
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