Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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