Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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