you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
What changed your mind?
Being sober
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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