He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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