I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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