glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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