her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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