how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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