you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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