this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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