careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
