If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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