Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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