Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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