If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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