dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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