It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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