Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Let's paint friendship bongs
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.