whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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