I hate your face
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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