we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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