the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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