ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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