so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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