I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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