I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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