I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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