I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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