Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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