Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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