im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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