there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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