i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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