Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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