She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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