Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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