Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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