Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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