her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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