She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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