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I think i peed on brittanys purse
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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