It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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