Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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