Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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