So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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