just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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