dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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