It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?