So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock