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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw

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  strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing

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  could be more

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  absolutely not

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.

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• (315): View more from New York

  MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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  AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.

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• (831): View more from California

  My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.

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