When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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