windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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