What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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