Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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